YOU BLOG LIKE...ONCE EVERY TWO MONTHS

I heard a distant cry. 

NO.

I heard Jessie's plea. Did you know her name is JESSIE, not jessica, jessanthamum, jessina, jessali, jessalla, chicken tikka jesalla.

She said

I LIKE READING YOUR BLOG

well check in every

two       month, minutes, days, seconds, years, solstices

well i love you

jess-ie, ica, anthamum, ina, ali, alla

and I know that one day, you will love a man not a silly little boy, and he will be kind, caring, compassionate, sexy, humorous, straight-forward, and most of all, he will have SWAG. 

ya know